If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then fuck them until both of you are senseless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in *your* journal.

what part of 'absolutely no men' are you morons failing to understand?!

no dudes. seriously. i won't make an exception.

i'm too hot for you anyhow...

from this point in, it's going to be friends only guys.

add me and i might add you back.

Girlygirl: ?

the_dude: i am so sorry, cable was loose.

the_dude: now, where we were....

girlygirl: did you get my last one?

girlygirl: *"mmm" i'd gulp after you bit my lip and then press my tongue into your mouth. i'd move my hand from your upper thigh to your shoulder, and run my fingertips down your muscular arms.*

the_dude: *i'd smile as our tongues writhed wetly against one another. my free hand rubbing the soft skin of your tight little tummy.*

girlygirl: *my stomach would tremble lightly at your touch, i would take your tongue in my mouth and suck on it for a long minute. my hand would reach back and tickle your abs.*

the_dude: *i'd gently laugh a little, as i took a break from your tongue. nuzzling your delicate cheek against my prickly stubble, relishing your shivered reaction as i did*

girlygirl: *i would continue to kiss you passionately, lowering my hand so it touched the top of your cock, but unaware that i was touching it at first. i'd kiss your stubbly cheek and then lean over to bite your ear lobe gently.*

the_dude: "mmm. you're my dirty little girl..." *i'd moan as i pushed my hips up towards you, my mouth agape as your nibbled my ear*
*my free hand would slide ever so slowly along your toned tummy, slightly southward...*

girlygirl: *i'd raise my mouth just a little bit and flick my tongue in and out of your ear, then licking and biting your ear lobe again. my hand flat against your stomach, right to your bulge. when i felt your hand moving downward, i'd move back from your ear and look you in the eyes, unsure.*

the_dude: *i'd smile knowingly, my sea green gaze fixed upon your own, raising an eyebrow as if to betray my intentions. my hand would slide down along your flat tummy, and slip under the fabric of your pyjama bottoms, resting on your bikini*

the_dude: "are you ok with this? i'm only doing this for you" i'd whisper as i kissed your mouth gently

girlygirl: *i would nod nervously. "yeah... it's okay." and then i'd kiss you harder to reassure you.*

the_dude: *i'd nod back and lick a wet strip across your lips with my tongue, as i gently rubbed the fabric of your panty against your moist flesh*

the_dude: [are you shaved, trimmed, or...?]

girlygirl: (waxed clean)

girlygirl: *i'd arch my back and buck my hips slightly, breathing a little heavier. i'd reach down cup your bulge in my dainty hand.*

the_dude: *letting your head rest against my shoulder, i'd slow the rubbing of your bikini down, and gently tug them to one side, letting the cool night air kiss your damp lips*

girlygirl: (fuck.)

the_dude: *my finger would ever so delicately slide along your lips, gathering your wetness, back and forth, ever so slowly...*

the_dude: [oh, you like?]

girlygirl: (yes.)

girlygirl: *i would bite my lip and lean back hard against you, my eyes shut. Then I'd run my hand down your cheek and kiss you softly.*

the_dude: *a shower of desire would swim up your body and tingle along your arms as my now-wet finger traced along your glistening lips; spreading your slit with my thumb and pointer fingers, my rough and slickened finger would ever so softly slide into your damp hole...barely half an inch*

girlygirl: *i would breathe heavily against your mouth and rub my hand against your bulge to let you know how much pleasure i'm experiencing. when you entered your finger into my hole i would lick your lower lip and then bite it softly.*

 the_dude: *holding my finger perfectly still in your quivering and soaking cunt, i'd lean close and whisper into your ear* "are you my dirty little girl?"

girlygirl: *i'd gulp, my eyes glazed over with lust and pure horniness. i'd nod slowly, wanting to move my hips or grab your hand, but resisting.*

the_dude: *i'd smile and whisper intently* "I'm not going to move my finger at all, if you want to prove how filthy you are, you're going to have you push your hips against it. Don't worry, its wet enough to offer little resistance, it's very slippery..."

girlygirl: *i'd glance up and whisper "i don't know..." then bury my face in the nape of your neck and take in your scent once again.*

the_dude: *inhaling deeply, you smell a masculine combination of cologne and a faint scent of sweat, that come together and make your head swim*

the_dude: *my tongue wetly works around your ear as my words repeat themselves, as you feel your bikinis begin to dampen at the bottom, not realizing how turned on you were; my finger still barely half an inch in, yet soaking wet*

girlygirl: *i breathe a hot breath against your chest and lower my hips, your entire finger entering my dripping cunt. i moan and squirm a bit, one of my hands clasping the back of your neck for support.*

the_dude: *nearly being as thick of two of your delicate fingers and half again as long, my single rigid finger eases gracefully through your damped cunt-hole. you've touched yourself in the shower, but never had anything this big inside of you, making you feel very, very bad, in a good way*

the_dude: "Do you like that?"

girlygirl: *my eyelashes flit chastely and i nod, my hips moving up and down slowly.*

the_dude: *you nearly cry out in pain as you feel another of my fingers slip wetly inside of your cunt, spreading your cunt and stretching your tiny hole wetly and wide. my hand rhythmically thrusting up and down with each bounce of your slight frame, wetly slipping flesh against flesh, sudden bursts of pleasure with each bounce*

girlygirl: *I moan. I bite down on my lower lip hard and grind against your fingers. It hurts, but your rhythm makes me ache for more. I continue to lean back against you, my back rubbing against your hardness with each bounce.*

the_dude: * i curl my fingers upwards towards your g spot, briefly brushing wetly past it, giving you a shocking attack of pleasure and things to come. using my free hand, i quickly shimmy your soaked panties down your thigh and past your knee, taking them in hand; i hold your damp bikini wrapped around two fingers in front of you, dangling them* "look how wet my little girl is..."

girlygirl: *my legs shake and i look into your eyes. "it's never felt like this before..." i whisper.*

the_dude: *my free hand spreads your knees as far apart as my hips will let them, allowing my fingers a much deeper grind of your slit; i take the wet panties near my face and trace a single lick along their dampness* "Mmm...you taste divine..."

girlygirl: *i moan louder and then bite my lip and try to stifle them in embarassment. I can smell my scent on the panties. A hot shiver coarses through me and i claw at your thigh.*

the_dude: *i wetly thrust deeper and deeper into your slit, knowing the yearning fires i've awakened deep within your being*

girlygirl: *I unbutton your jeans and reach my hand down to grasp your boxer-covered cock. i can feel heat coming off of it and run my fingertips up and down it.*

the_dude: *flinching at your boldness and loosing my ryhthm, i start finger your pussy with renewed vigor. your mind reels in shock as you realize that although it's over half a foot long, my shaft has girth to it, and your mind darkens with dirty little thoughts...*

the_dude: "Mmm...yes baby, like that. Just like that"

girlygirl: "God it's so big" I whisper. I attempt to wriggle your jeans down further. I love the feeling of a hard, damp cock in my hand and I begin to move my fist up and down it although it is still covered by your boxers. I breathe heavy and even moan against your ear.*

the_dude: *i moan drunkenly as my free hand wrenches my boxers down to my thighs, letting my hard six-and-a-half inches slap dully against your bare ass. my other hand slowly tiring from working your dripping slit begins to ease up, as i let your slender hand grasp my wide shaft*

girlygirl: *i jack you off slowly at first.* "Is that good or...?" *I tighten my grip and work my fingers up and down more quickly, looking up at you for approval.*

the_dude: *my eyelids flutter with approval as i moan, my cunt-soaked hand running a sticky trail up your flat tummy, past your heaving chest and ending up in your mouth, letting you taste your lust* "Oh...fuck baby...just like that..."

girlygirl: *it makes me even hotter to witness my pleasing you. I look down at your cock and gulp just as you stick your sticky finger in my mouth. "Mmmm" I murmur, working my fingers in a firm fist up and down your gorgeous shaft.*

the_dude: *i moan out loud as i dig my teeth into your neck, you notice the first few drops of precum slipping down my cock, letting you know how truly aroused i am. after i'm sure you've sucked the last traces of cunt from my fingers, i trace my hand slowly down to your hips*

girlygirl: *I love the hot, sticky, wet feeling of precum and the spongy soaking mess accumulating at the tip of your cock. I bring one finger to my lips, curious as to what you taste like. I tremble at your hand on my hips.*

the_dude: *tasting the raw cum that leaves a sticky trail from my cock to your finger, i shudder. between heady breaths, i whisper that i need my cock inside of you...one way or another...*

girlygirl: *I bite my finger hard and I look straight into your eyes, my hips wriggling slightly and my hand lessening it's jerking.* "You want to fuck me?" I whisper, barely audible.

the_dude: "Yes.." *i moan as my intimidating gaze locks with yours, with a wry grin creeping across my face* "I do.."

the_dude: "Sit on it..."

the_dude: *i swirl my fingers around your juicing cunt and drag the glaze back to my cock, moistening it for you*

girlygirl: "Can we lay down?" I kiss your lips softly.

the_dude: *you feel my arms wrap around your waist as gently as they can, as i sweep you from your feet, twirling you around to your bed*

girlygirl: *I smile up at you, biting my lip slightly, trembling.*

the_dude: *i gently push your shoulders to the mattress, my own arms visible trembling with anticipation, watching you uneasily
fiddle with your hands, i gently place them at your side and spread your legs, kneeling over your body*

girlygirl: "Thank you." I whisper. All I can think about is the girth of your cock and I'm terrified that it's going to hurt so badly. My tight pussy tenses.

the_dude: "I'll be gentle..."

the_dude: *as i kiss your forehead, you feel my thick meat bobbing up and down along your tummy. I grasp it in my powerful hand, and while leaning in, begin to trace it along your soaking lips*

girlygirl: *I let out a loud breathy moan and lean my head back, shutting my eyes tightly. The spongy head tickles my wet pussy and i immediately want more. I look down at you and nod.*

the_dude: *i delicately trace my head around your flushed lips, greasing my shaft with your sticky lust; i then stop and begin to wipe my head up and down along your quivering lips, making my cock as slippery as possible*

the_dude: *my hand takes yours, and holds it tightly, for support...*

girlygirl: *I squeeze your hand tightly and keep my legs spread wide. My clean-shaven pussy is extremely sticky inside and out, and it spasms along with my bucking hips.*

(07:49:12) the_dude: *as my shaft ever so slowly and wetly slides into your cunt. you give a yelp of pain, but it is quickly replaced with a feeling of sexual aching, as you realize your lips are stretched taught, displaced my by thick shaft. i'm moving as slowly as possible and every single nerve in your cunt can feel every single wet glistening inch of my cock. you moan in a slight pain as you realize i finally hit bottom, drizzling your cunt juices along my balls, as they wetly slap your pink asshole*

 

 

that was such a good night.

I got laid a whole fucking damned lot; a sweaty, grunting, biting, scratching, sore, slippery, blissful whole fucking damned lot.


Who knew David Bowie got artistic girls hot?

now i need to go and clean up....

THIS IS THE FIRST POST I HAVE MADE! I AM ON LITTLE TO NO SLEEP SO PARDON MY OBNOXIOUSNESS PLEASE!!  

Ahem. Sorry about that.